A number of things can go wrong in a shoot, so I've come up with this checklist to go through before even taking the shot.
Orcadi Island? Nobody goes to Orcadi Island, and comes back to tell about it. Except for one. It was many years ago, but I heard whispers on the wind - beckoning me to that island in the distance.
John Doe had been coming to see Miss Scarlett every day at the Magick Shoppe. This day wasn't unlike any other. Scarlett greeted John at the door. "Please, come in." Scarlett whined to Colonel Mustard, "I was gone only a moment, and when I returned I found him lying there. Who could have done such a thing!"